The Eye
Starring: Jessica Alba
Run Time: 97 painful minutes
Crappiness: 10/10
Good Points: Jessica Alba’s looks. Not acting.
Bad Points: Everything else. From the plot to the acting and right down to the damn ghosts
Review:
Easily one of the worse movies I have ever watched and will in my life time, The Eye brings pain to movie watching to a whole new level. Fidget-ation in your seat would start to creep in in 10minutes, followed by severe pang of boredom for the rest. Let me break it down why it is so.
Firstly, the acting for Jessica Alba was not the least convincing and mediocre at best. Her portrayal of the character hardly showed any more then 4 different faces through out the movie and was nowhere close to carrying the movie even though she had insane amount of screen time. The plot was making sense only in an extremely general term, “Girl gets eyes that can see ghosts”. Hardly that happened played a part in developing the plot and anything that did only turned up at the last 20-30minutes of the movie. Scares were cheap, few and stupid. Not to miss not it was not the least creepy due to their scares being just “BOO” + <insert loud sound and sudden appearence of ghost>. You get a slight jump and you totally forget about it for the rest of your bloody life.
Do yourself a favor, give this movie a miss. The only reason I actually watched this pile of bull was because the other movies screening were crappy local ones (Ah Long Shit Pvt Lte) which I am extremely steadfast in NOT watching.
Genuine Rating:  3/10 – A fail by me means it is seriously bad.
PS: Don’t expect discussions of crappy movies cause with a plot like this its probably futile.