Guess Who

 Guess his upcoming rumoured starring role

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Youre looking at the next Tintin, this boy is 17 and rumoured to be starring as our young detective. The movie would be spearheaded by 2 huge names, Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson. Apparently, #1 would be by Spielgberg, #2 by Peter Jackson and the #3 would either be some random or co directed by both of them. Intersesting huh?

 

Trailers

The Hulk, without crappy Lee Ang

Edward Nortons voice is just sooooo distinguishable especially after Fight Club. Looks pretty okay and having Liv Tyler helped loads

My Sassy Gir, American Style

Seems similar to the original Korean movie with much more American touch. Both having pretty leading ladies though!

X Files, The Movie

You can actually find some of the trailer out on the Internet but 20th Century Fox is taking it down like a freaking nazi. But I reckon it would be out soon so hold out or search for it!

 

Jabba The Hut

JABBA THE HUT BEANBAG

Came across this on Geekologie, somebody please buy it for me!

 

Ew

This is how you should look like to sweep a few Grammys for a couple of crappy songs. Have some mad facial skin and a hip trendy hair of bee hives

Apparently she is suffering from a condition called impetigo, a contagious skin infection that has erupted all over her face.

 

I Am Legend Alternative Ending

Either way both ending did not do it for me :< This is too cuddly and all sweet while the one shown in the theatres was too sudden and abrupt with no real meaning. What a sad way to end a good movie!

 

Jet Li and Jackie Chan Unites

For the first time, the 2 popular martial arts stars would be uniting for a Hollywood film. Right now, the hype for this movie is extremely big and hopefully it would be able to fill the huge ass boots the hype has made.

Forbidden Kingdom

Synopsis: A discovery made by a kung fu obsessed American teen sends him on an adventure to China, where he joins up with a band of martial arts warriors in order to free the imprisoned Monkey King.

Stars:
Jet Li
Jackie Chan
Liu Yifei
Michael Angarano

Trailer :

It’s okay I believe you just withness the best quality you’ve ever seen in YouTube. Revel in the fact that it is actually possible!

I thought the movie would have been great if the “went back in time” thingy was left out. I concur the “stupid american kid” was added for more comic relief to help Jackie Chan. Since Jet Li is all stony and all.

Some of you may recognize Liu Yifei from the Hong Kong drama series, Legend of the Condor Heroes where she played the lead character Xiao Longniu (I think thats the hanipinyin for Dragon Lady). She’s kinda pretty and if she is lucky, this movie would propoel to popularity like what Crouching Tigger Hidden Dragon did to Zhang Ziyi.

As a side post, heres a cool video of some dude who made music purely out of the Windows XP and 98 default sounds

Yeah shit quality, back to the real world folks

 

Edison Chen Attempts To **** Plastic

Apparently Dawn Yang, the plastic, fake, popular, local blogger was once “enticed” into the dark side by Darth Edison. She reproduces the message log here:

*** says:
how bout u come to town on the 29th
*** says:
19th i mean
xxx says:
as in hk?
***
says:
yeah we maybe get a nice suite
*** says:
and get freeky all night and day
*** says:
heheh how bout it will u do it wid me babe

With *** obviously being Edison and xxx as Dawn.
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Lengthy Speedy Update To Catch It ALL UP

Some of them may be old news due to my lack of updates I decided to at least post them (Stares at Carol)

Jesse Metcalfe sucker punched

The guy known as the “Hot Gardener” (Which I personally don’t agree with his tits like a woman) from hit tv series Desperate Housewives gets sucker punched by some British rap wannabe when he gets too close to comfort to his girl-friend. Check out the punch in the video here. The punch was in slow mo and man it was a good hit ROFL.

Star punched = Ego + 5
Star takes his gang and hits the shit out of you = (Ego – 100) + (Brusies +100)

So yeah after being barred from beating the shit out of him in the video, Jesse took his gang of friends and taught him a lesson in another club. It was described as “Jesse went in with his friends and came out smiling”.

New IRONMAN Trailer Out

Please check it out! Its AWeSOME

Edison Scandal

1) Edison Chen admitted to the scandal and would be quitting the entertainment industry indefinitely to “heal” and do “public causes”. Which I say is BS and he is quitting to do it more but under the radar

2) There are reportedly 1300 “racy photographs” circulating the Internet on the scandal

3) Edison Chen’s hand was worth HK$500 000 when the triads offered that amount for it.

4) Jolin Tsai and Elva Hsiao acted quickly before their reputation gets smeared due to their involvement with him in the past and publicly announced “Never been involved with him” + daring people by rewarding millions if legally authenticated photographs of them are shown

5 ) Go bloody research more!

Picture of Wolverine In Upcoming X MEN: Origins

From Wiki:
X-Men Origins: Wolverine is an upcoming film based on the fictional Marvel Comics character Wolverine, due for release on May 1, 2009. The film is directed by Gavin Hood and stars Hugh Jackman as the title character. It is a prequel to the X-Men film trilogy, focusing on the mutant Wolverine and Team X, before his skeleton was bonded with the indestructible metal adamantium.

My opinions:
Wolverine looks unrefreshingly similar to the previous X-Men movies.
1) Constipated face – Checked
2) Prominence of claws – Checked
3) Dracula hairstyle – Checked
4) Hairiness – Checked
5) Bared teeth – Checked
6) Fresh look – Nope

 

PS: For those living in a cave away from media,man and newspapers

Mas Selemat, a HEALTHY LIMPING TERRORIST LEADER escaped from some HIGHLY SECURED STUPID detention barracks on Wednesday. So in order to aid my nation in finding the jackass I will be posting his pictures here for the millions (multiplied by zero) who reads my site.

Taken From Channel News Asia Website:
Singapore News – S’poreans showing united front in efforts to capture Mas Selamat
By May Wong, Channel NewsAsia | Posted: 01 March 2008 2333 hrs

/me barfs

PSPS: Look below for a post on how terrible the movie “The Eye” is

 

Pain for The Eye

The Eye

Starring: Jessica Alba

Run Time: 97 painful minutes

Crappiness: 10/10

Good Points: Jessica Alba’s looks. Not acting.

Bad Points: Everything else. From the plot to the acting and right down to the damn ghosts

Review:

Easily one of the worse movies I have ever watched and will in my life time, The Eye brings pain to movie watching to a whole new level. Fidget-ation in your seat would start to creep in in 10minutes, followed by severe pang of boredom for the rest. Let me break it down why it is so.

Firstly, the acting for Jessica Alba was not the least convincing and mediocre at best. Her portrayal of the character hardly showed any more then 4 different faces through out the movie and was nowhere close to carrying the movie even though she had insane amount of screen time. The plot was making sense only in an extremely general term, “Girl gets eyes that can see ghosts”. Hardly that happened played a part in developing the plot and anything that did only turned up at the last 20-30minutes of the movie. Scares were cheap, few and stupid. Not to miss not it was not the least creepy due to their scares being just “BOO” + <insert loud sound and sudden appearence of ghost>. You get a slight jump and you totally forget about it for the rest of your bloody life.

Do yourself a favor, give this movie a miss. The only reason I actually watched this pile of bull was because the other movies screening were crappy local ones (Ah Long Shit Pvt Lte) which I am extremely steadfast in NOT watching.

Genuine Rating:  3/10 – A fail by me means it is seriously bad.

PS: Don’t expect discussions of crappy movies cause with a plot like this its probably futile.

 

Rihanna News

Here is a video of Rihanna singing or wait.. attempting to sing Mariah Carey’s hero during her high school days.

Well its a big song so we can all forgive her

Well as you may or may not have known, Rihanna 20 has been romantically with Chris Brown 18 for ages. (Bet ya’ll surprised at their ages!). I mean of course you are, don’t I look so much older then her and now you find out shes of the same age as me?!

But recently pictures of her and her younger pair showed up hitting the nail right int he head. It shows them having fun in the water in Jamica!